Part 2 Age 9 to 11+
Once a year there was ‘speech day’ at Shoreham Grammar School , when pupils were presented with awards for various achievements and as the name implies speeches were made by the staff and a local dignitary invited for the occasion. Parents were expected to come, but pupils were required to come early so that they could be neatly regimented in lines before the parents, staff and dignitary arrived. Thus I set off for the walk of about 20 minutes to school in good time. Now in those days there were still quite a lot of horses used for transport, such as the milkman and the rag and bone man, and indeed I used to be regularly sent by my father with a bucket and shovel on my bike to search for and collect the horse dung for his roses in the garden! However on speech day it was raining and I was about halfway to school when having walked alongside a very wet pile of horse dung in the road, a car came past at some speed and splashed the lot all over me!...